Singles Vs Married!

Is the world dividing between the single and the married???

Will we in the future live in different societies as couples and Singles only. Eat,drink,make merry with only our clan???

Ever been to a marriage in India where every married Aunty is not trying to hook up the Single gal or the Single dude with an ‘ideal’ match.And its not just the Aunties. It’s also the newly married couple who can’t wait to get you signed up in the Happily Married fraternity. How often does this happen.And why?

Sometimes I wonder if the aunties are really concerned about match making.Is this more about Singles being a threat because they have not been figured out.In a gathering of Couples , a single gal is always an outcast. Her choices are questioned because she is way past her early 20s and she is literally advocated on the bliss that marriage is. If nothing else she is force to hook up with one of the single guys in the same party.

Why does she not have an option and why is her lifestyle questioned?

Is it because you cannot be her or is it because you are trying to expand your ‘clan’. Hardly have I ever seen genuine interest in the persons choices, a look into how independent and dynamic the single person really is. I will not deny that being married rocks. It does. But being single rocks too!

You have so many choices as a Single Gal .Not just in partners .But also in life.You do not need to validate your every decision with anybody. You are the Master of your own choices. You have a choice to spend time with people you genuinely like rather than spend it with a husband or a wife who is not interested in talking to you.

Isn’t this what most marriages are about.Not Talking.Very few couples actually love and respect each other , treat each other as equals and maintain the foundation of their love on trust and friendship with each other.And here the key is ‘Very Few’.

Being single is safer .100% sure.If you need to give it up, you need to do that only for someone really special.Not for some witless moron being thrown at you at a random party.

I am married too. And happily at that.Thankfully.But I do not expect the world around me to be married or be in a relationship to accept them as normal beings.My best friends are not married and that does not make them any less interesting. They are happy individuals with strong voices and lead a life of their own choice.

So whats with the discrimination people.Getting the single gal to get hitched does not really validate the strength of your own marriage(For once start being nice to your own partner first)

Its sad but true.Single people are not sorted out.So they may pose a threat to your own relationship because of course the single gal is always hotter.

Get over it!

She has a life of her own.She has commitments and responsibilities of her own.And trust me if your relationship is strong and based on trust, nobody can break it up.

If you need to have a sense of accomplishment do it by getting better yourself. Not by hooking up your threats with randomites.

Remember, in the end the race is only with youself. Not with the single gal in the red hot dress!!!

What a bitch!

If Smartphones were a girl, she would be the worlds biggest BITCH!

Heres Why….

1.She is the first thing you need to see every morning.However everybody else is already doing so too.(Well every other person has her now!)

2.You ignore your family and friends for her and she doesnt really regret it. She further tempts you with her manoeuvres;a new application everyday?????? Now thats wicked!

3.She slowly takes over your senses and you cannot feel joy or pain in her absence.You are numbed when she leaves and exhilarated when shes back with you.

4.You go out partying and she insists you cozy with her on the couch ;you are forbidden from dancing, having fun, looking at other women; basically the works.Boy,are you hooked!

5.She slowly victimizes you ;she tempts you gradually,never giving herself away (Application upgrades are of course charged!)

6.She drains you of your energy,time and productivity.

7. She  sometimes trespasses moral boundaries and tempts the person sitting next to you to steal a look .

8.She cuts you out of all social circles.You no longer feel the need to go to the gym.She brings the gym to you.(Tried the DailyAbs app?)

9.She needs to don the best accessories.She will not settle for a blue if it doesn’t match her looks.That bitch!

10. She freaks out and howls if you ,even unknowingly spill water on her.She then gives you the silent treatment.

Boys , look out for these signs!

All that said, I love my Android.Maybe because Im a girl and I do not entertain biyaaaachness!

Unresolved Resolutions!!!

For everyone who is a victim of unsuccessful New Year Resolutions!!!!!!!

Arrgh …its 19 days into January already …

Ive already failed my resolution to give up smoking…

Sheesh..had to conquer the world come January !!!

Sounds familiar??

How many of us have resolved ,”Come January 2nd(January 1st is for the party hangover to set in) and I will turn over a new leaf. How many times does the resolution actually get implemented??

Ever wonder why??

Let us look at the reasons behind  this unresolved mystery called New Years blues:

1. From January 2nd  onwards  everybody needs to go back to work:Yes,those droopy eyes speak a lot for themselves.Its basic logic dude! If you are out partying till January 1st and care to go back to your homes only on that depressing evening just a few hours before ‘back to work day’,how the hell do you plan out the execution of your New Years Resolution??

2. After spending (splurging rather) all your annual savings on partying hard the month before; those last few  pounds in your pocket offer little inspiration.Now this doesnt include the privileged class.

Boy those guys call their own shots! ( Plus do you really think they need a resolution.They probably hire people to take care of their New Year Resolution for them.)

3. January is the time of the year when most of the Restaurants,Clubs ,Supermarkets etc offer huge discounts on buffets,alcohol,candies etc exclusively for January as a heartfelt gesture to welcome the New Year(Or rather because they know that is the only way Year end -Cash deprived masses will keep their business running).

So how do we actually get into action.What is the way around this vicious circle that keeps us from becoming another Margaret Thatcher or another Mark Zuckerberg(Thats what people claim!!! ).

1.Stop keeping expectations too high: You may be 20 days too late into the month but you’re there all the same.You’re still alive and youre not going to die tomorrow.(Well I hope so!).Enjoy the moment and start when you know you are ready.

2.Go at your own pace: Accept that even small efforts go a long way.If you are a person who knows your own capability you’re already halfway through.If you believe in your capability enough to chart out a New Year Resolution around it, you are certainly capable of executing it as well.Just give yourself time.You will surely come around.

3.Take time to plan it: Chart it out.Make a time table and stick to it.Paste it next to your bedside and look at it last thing in the night and first thing in the morning.I have heard somewhere of the golden number 21.

If you can stick to a plan for 21 days ,it becomes a part of you.

I believe that by following these simple and logical ways of executing a plan, I may be on my way to personal victory.I speak of personal victory because my victory concerns only me.Rest of the world doesnt really care.(Except a few if you’re lucky)

So lets all resolve to stick to our plans and go at our own pace because as someone very wise has once said,”No two men are the same”.